57.

aside from the OMEN premiere, 06/06/06 came and went without much fanfare. hmmm, could the dark side have given up cause with or without the evil hand, we're all doomed anyway?

56.

i would honestly applaud a lawmaker who makes saying “cope up with” a crime punishable by hanging, thrice. when? cuando? kailan?

55.

when will these dolts realize the only time an “h” (pronounced /etch/ tee hee hee) only works if you’re named shiela or maybe thea. utang na loob, it hurts to see WHARREN in print!

54.

why do i find myself warming up more to homosexuals in media by embracing gay men in programs here and there and yet still retain a bias against lesbians? what gives? naah, maybe all i am is a bigot with taste. tee hee hee.

53.

tell me, daahling, isn't celia rodriguez just so wonderful when she does her booming HAAH! to punctuate her evil edicts! could there be others who likewise secretly worship this anomalka other than me? HAAH! HAAH! HAAH! HAAAAAAAAAAH! mabuhay ka celia!

52.

am i so horrible that despite the campaign against 'piracy', (gasp!) 'stealing' and (oh no!) stricter US customs check on discs declared as 'personal' i'm still double-taking hawkers with what are clearly illegit copies? charmainey-pek, you are with me in this aren't you? (ha!)

51.

really now, when the top burritos of gma 7 give clearances for that inane 'melanism' segment, don't they sometimes, (i said at least sometimes) find it difficult to keep a straight face?