My Idle Queries

57.

2006-06-07T00:01:00.000-07:00

aside from the OMEN premiere, 06/06/06 came and went without much fanfare. hmmm, could the dark side have given up cause with or without the evil hand, we're all doomed anyway?

56.

2006-06-06T20:28:00.000-07:00

i would honestly applaud a lawmaker who makes saying “cope up with” a crime punishable by hanging, thrice. when? cuando? kailan?

55.

2006-06-05T00:31:00.000-07:00

when will these dolts realize the only time an “h” (pronounced /etch/ tee hee hee) only works if you’re named shiela or maybe thea. utang na loob, it hurts to see WHARREN in print!

54.

2005-09-19T10:20:00.000-07:00

why do i find myself warming up more to homosexuals in media by embracing gay men in programs here and there and yet still retain a bias against lesbians? what gives? naah, maybe all i am is a bigot with taste. tee hee hee.

53.

2005-09-18T00:51:00.000-07:00

tell me, daahling, isn't celia rodriguez just so wonderful when she does her booming HAAH! to punctuate her evil edicts! could there be others who likewise secretly worship this anomalka other than me? HAAH! HAAH! HAAH! HAAAAAAAAAAH! mabuhay ka celia!

52.

2005-09-15T23:50:00.000-07:00

am i so horrible that despite the campaign against 'piracy', (gasp!) 'stealing' and (oh no!) stricter US customs check on discs declared as 'personal' i'm still double-taking hawkers with what are clearly illegit copies? charmainey-pek, you are with me in this aren't you? (ha!)

51.

2005-09-10T11:34:00.000-07:00

really now, when the top burritos of gma 7 give clearances for that inane 'melanism' segment, don't they sometimes, (i said at least sometimes) find it difficult to keep a straight face?

50.

2005-09-05T20:00:00.000-07:00

could you NOW understand why i'd rather have the company of 'stewart', 'ren and stimpy', the 'yankers' and any smarter folk of moppet-dom for that matter?

49.

2005-09-04T09:24:00.000-07:00

worse, how could anyone be comfortable with their barya in the fold of the ear for safekeeping?!

48.

2005-09-03T22:21:00.000-07:00

when did pinoy commuters start knocking on vehicle ceilings in trying to get the attention of a jeepney driver in making the stop to drop you off?

47.

2005-09-01T05:15:00.000-07:00

if writers from gma 7 or abs-cbn 2 were asked to come up with primetime programming ideas that did not involve facial deformities, or banned-additional extremities like wings, swords, tails, elf ears or quasimodo humps --- would they manage to keep their jobs?

46.

2005-08-25T20:50:00.000-07:00

have you ever noticed how daschunds can sometimes look like commas when they lie there?

45.

2005-08-24T04:47:00.000-07:00

when the jologs take pictures of themselves, what goes on in their heads that make them hold on to things like flora and fauna?

44.

2005-08-19T00:45:00.000-07:00

why do little baby boys' penises look inordinately big when they're born? or is it just me?

43.

2005-08-18T22:50:00.000-07:00

what made costume designers put in the white bahag in the first darna ensemble? were they trying to hide thigh burns and dark spots in the first actress who played the part?

42.

2005-08-17T20:00:00.000-07:00

why couldn't pinoy writers get around the "amnesia" plot is overly dramatic teleseryes. is there a conspiracy to keep this creative element alive?

41.

2005-08-15T22:45:00.000-07:00

some what's-his-face once told me that if i wanted to keep a dog from crapping, all i had to do was link my two pointer fingers together and pull them apart. what the fook?

40.

2005-08-15T04:35:00.000-07:00

why do we make that "swwwwwsssss-swwwwssss-swwws" sound to encourage little boys to pee? does that really work?

39.

2005-08-14T21:46:00.000-07:00

what was i thinking believing what i was often told then that eating siamese bananas would make me give birth to twins?

38.

2005-08-14T20:17:00.000-07:00

why is there such melodrama in the hospital scenes of mexican soap operas?

37.

2005-08-13T10:00:00.000-07:00

once again, could this sense of disillusion over the pointlessness of my blog qualify as a blog depression? could it be that its a gnawing envy for the witty of the lot and it finally hitting home ---that this blog will never make it to the top of the heap?

36.

2005-08-12T22:01:00.000-07:00

ever had an eye twitching episode you tried to prevent with a finger down that outer fold of your eye, then realize it just won't quit?

35.

2005-08-12T21:54:00.000-07:00

ho-hum, is it really just one of those days when i'm venturing precariously close to accepting that my blog is meaningless and that all i've done is join the bandwagon of pillagers of cyberspace?

34.

2005-08-04T19:12:00.000-07:00

whose fooking bright idea was it to come up with cholate-y close-up?

33.

2005-08-04T04:06:00.000-07:00

can our mammary glands ever defy gravity?

32.

2005-08-03T23:33:00.000-07:00

at bakit daw po dalawa ang #31 ko?

31.

2005-08-03T16:27:00.000-07:00

when will this retard realize he has been sending me the same message about Mars and "not till 2287" for the third time in two weeks. ok! ok! now you, off my planet...

31.

2005-08-02T22:29:00.000-07:00

freaky...how did "huling el bimbo" become my ringtone today?

30.

2005-08-01T06:20:00.000-07:00

really now...who is tom and who is jerry?

29.

2005-07-30T17:07:00.000-07:00

i wonder if the very first beauty contest participant to ever give the answer "world peace" ever had an inkling just how many other women would follow suit?

28.

2005-07-29T09:26:00.000-07:00

why would i actually remember movies which starred walter navarro and still not put the name to what's-his-face-again?

27.

2005-07-16T14:38:00.000-07:00

do i dare confess that after watching reruns of "the swan" i have started to hate the idea i couldn't afford plastic surgery?

26.

2005-06-05T21:11:00.000-07:00

don't people who own chihuahuas ever consider that their pups look totally hideous?

25.

2005-06-04T14:10:00.000-07:00

when will i accept the fact that finding the answer to #24 is as elusive as actually getting the answer to the question, "what is the meaning of life?"

24.

2005-06-03T23:18:00.000-07:00

why do these tarsier-like creatures with bad english and tokyo tokyo fashion sense get luckier with the cutest of the foreign crop?

23.

2005-05-30T22:37:00.000-07:00

where the fook did they get the idea that adding "H" to come up with names like "bHaby", "jHun", "wHeng" and "bHoy" is cool?

22.

2005-05-21T08:35:00.000-07:00

have you ever been caught picking your nose?

21.

2005-04-29T16:01:00.000-07:00

i wonder if other people also hold their breaths in crowded elevators for fear of inhaling "other people smells"?

20.

2005-04-27T14:46:00.000-07:00

what was i on at age 8 that made me think that if i spoke staccato style and injected "ching" "chang" and "chue" as i babbled, that i was actually speaking chinese?

19.

2005-02-07T14:00:00.000-08:00

why do most places with double doors only let you use one of them?

18.

2005-02-04T16:35:00.000-08:00

i don't get it. if something "goes without saying," why the heck do people still say it?

17.

2005-02-02T00:59:00.000-08:00

and how did that "keep off the grass" sign get there?

16.

2005-02-01T21:23:00.000-08:00

are bald people immune from dandruff?

15.

2004-12-01T11:59:00.000-08:00

and when will this idiot beside me realize that YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question?

14.

2004-11-28T11:52:00.000-08:00

when will i ever learn that if i ask a question i don't want an answer to, that i should expect an answer i don't want to hear?

13.

2004-10-20T21:54:00.000-07:00

what about the affinity of gay men with barbara streisand, cher and madonna?

12.

2004-10-09T08:34:00.000-07:00

ever been sold to what you thought was soooooo good, only to wake up the next day thinking it just wasn't that great an idea?

11.

2004-10-08T01:05:00.000-07:00

do you also press on the elevator button more than once with the thinking that doing so might actually speed up the chances it would get to where you are?

10.

2004-10-08T01:01:00.000-07:00

do you also blow at the tip of a pencil after you've sharpened it?

9.

2004-10-07T23:57:00.000-07:00

did you ever secretly love the brains behind 'fatal attraction' after several men started thinking twice about two-timing their women because of Glenn Close, the lovesick nut who obsessed over Michael Douglas?

8.

2004-10-07T23:15:00.000-07:00

did you ever re-rent the video of 'three men and a baby' if only to see the shot of the 'ghost child' in that scene where ted danson's mother sees her grandchild for the first time? didn't it make the hairs at the back of your neck stand?!!!

7.

2004-10-06T09:04:00.000-07:00

have you ever eaten balot in the day? why do these vendors only come out at night?

6.

2004-10-05T09:09:00.000-07:00

if the one who perpetuates the crime is called the rapist, why didn't they ever call a rape-victim a "rapee"?

5.

2004-10-01T17:35:00.000-07:00

now who'd have thought i'd be revealed as a sadistic bastard?

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4.

2004-10-01T08:28:00.000-07:00

i wonder if other people have rolled up a piece of Kleenex forming a point, and pushed it up their nose to stop it from running?

3.

2004-09-28T01:04:00.000-07:00

and what about that funky theory that once said --- that girls who think sex is dirty wash their private parts first before any other part of their body?

2.

2004-09-27T21:50:00.000-07:00

as a gawky teenager, did you ever have encounter elbows of deadly accurate aim that found their way onto two imaginary bullseye rings on your budding breasts?

1.

2004-09-26T14:40:00.000-07:00

as a kid, why did i often feel compelled to use my fingernails to dent a cross right on top of a mosquito bite thinking that doing so would cause a slow death to the friggin' parasite?