57.

aside from the OMEN premiere, 06/06/06 came and went without much fanfare. hmmm, could the dark side have given up cause with or without the evil hand, we're all doomed anyway?

56.

i would honestly applaud a lawmaker who makes saying “cope up with” a crime punishable by hanging, thrice. when? cuando? kailan?

55.

when will these dolts realize the only time an “h” (pronounced /etch/ tee hee hee) only works if you’re named shiela or maybe thea. utang na loob, it hurts to see WHARREN in print!