54.

why do i find myself warming up more to homosexuals in media by embracing gay men in programs here and there and yet still retain a bias against lesbians? what gives? naah, maybe all i am is a bigot with taste. tee hee hee.

53.

tell me, daahling, isn't celia rodriguez just so wonderful when she does her booming HAAH! to punctuate her evil edicts! could there be others who likewise secretly worship this anomalka other than me? HAAH! HAAH! HAAH! HAAAAAAAAAAH! mabuhay ka celia!

52.

am i so horrible that despite the campaign against 'piracy', (gasp!) 'stealing' and (oh no!) stricter US customs check on discs declared as 'personal' i'm still double-taking hawkers with what are clearly illegit copies? charmainey-pek, you are with me in this aren't you? (ha!)

51.

really now, when the top burritos of gma 7 give clearances for that inane 'melanism' segment, don't they sometimes, (i said at least sometimes) find it difficult to keep a straight face?

50.

could you NOW understand why i'd rather have the company of 'stewart', 'ren and stimpy', the 'yankers' and any smarter folk of moppet-dom for that matter?

49.

worse, how could anyone be comfortable with their barya in the fold of the ear for safekeeping?!

48.

when did pinoy commuters start knocking on vehicle ceilings in trying to get the attention of a jeepney driver in making the stop to drop you off?

47.

if writers from gma 7 or abs-cbn 2 were asked to come up with primetime programming ideas that did not involve facial deformities, or banned-additional extremities like wings, swords, tails, elf ears or quasimodo humps --- would they manage to keep their jobs?