29.

i wonder if the very first beauty contest participant to ever give the answer "world peace" ever had an inkling just how many other women would follow suit?

28.

why would i actually remember movies which starred walter navarro and still not put the name to what's-his-face-again?

27.

do i dare confess that after watching reruns of "the swan" i have started to hate the idea i couldn't afford plastic surgery?